oh my fuck i haven’t been on tumblr in so long
you know those random old wise foreign ladies in movies who pop up in like one scene and say something really mysterious yet helpful? i want one of those as my friend
“i’m unfollowing you” typed the angry blogger in the user’s ask box, though making sure anonoymous is pressed. he sits back “yes, yes that message changes everything. that’ll sure show them. i wonder if they’ll cry.” the blogger yells upstairs to his mother about how he just pwned them and turns on WOW to complete his evening.